You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
What does "pendeja" means?
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music